My gals and I (collectively known as Uber-Glam) tend to say and do some wild, outlandish, flat out hilarious things on a regular basis. I decided to chronicle the madness and add the weekly segment, "Great Moments in Uber-Glam History", to the blog. Aside from things I've said, I'm not going to attribute the quotes to anyone specific because I don't want to put them out there, lol. Trust me, I couldn't make some of this stuff up if I wanted to. Enjoy the first installment:
- "He just looks like he has a LOT of unprotected sex. Like, he just don't give a fuck..."
- "[Dirty Jerzey] looks like he jerks off every single night"
- "He looks like sex on a stick"
- "You need to find yourself a stomach-free stallion"
Oh yeah, I came across this little quiz and I thought I'd share it with you guys (because you obviously have nothing better to do then hang around here :-P)...
bold anything that applies to you (don't lie...)
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love black olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. My perspective has changed a lot over the past year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/gun/whatever with me everywhere I go.
020. I'm really, really smart.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
036. I live with both parents.
037. I couldn't survive without caller ID.
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I would kiss Angelina Jolie.
045. I have cheated on someone. (Cheating implies that someone was deceived.)
046. I have a hidden talent. (haha!)
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've had sex with fewer than ten people (FAR fewer thank you very much!).
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex (don’t ask! Lol).
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I am obsessed with my diary.
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a good dancer.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (huh?)
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch Mtv on a daily basis.
064. I refill Evian/Aquafina bottles.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months (the girls know about this one).
066. I would like to do nude modeling (only if KING counts).
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I have rejected someone before.
069. I'm in love with someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "South Park" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on OD.
087. When I was a kid I played "doctor" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I truly love my best friend(s).
090. I think Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas.
092. I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career (this is debatable, lmao).
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's Children's Story.
096. Halloween is awesome.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've loved someone I haven't met.
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't have.
103. I play(ed) a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in lust more than in love.
108. Cheese enchiladas rock.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest stories ever told.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. My demeanor changes around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering from a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left-handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone else.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the ASPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong people.
137. I'll try anything three times.
138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape (not…exactly…lol!)
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other.
145. I know all the words to the Firefly theme song.
146. I love Dr. Pepper.
147. I'm a programmer.
148. I can't explain why I'm unhappy at times.
149. I own and have read all of the Harry Potter books.
150. I like to smell my own hair.
151. I carry a book with me almost everywhere I go (a notebook).
152. I have an eating disorder (had, but that’s a story for another day…)
153. I have flown to a different country to see a band.
154. I've been hospitalized for mental reasons.
155. I have survived totaling a car I was driving.
156. I am addicted to a Manga/anime.
157. Somehow I always seem to get myself into trouble.
158. I have dated someone for longer than 5 years.
159. I have been hit by flying Eric Szmanda spittle.
160. I have lived in three different countries.
161. I have tattoos.
162. I have lost someone I cared about deeply.
163. I've filled out an obscenely long quiz.
164. I am not human until I've had some form of caffeine.
165. I can't use can-openers.
166. I have been bungee jumping or sky diving.
167. My cell phone is with me 24/7.
168. I love Hawthorne Heights.
169. I am addicted to Pepsi.
170. I love John Wayne movies.
171. Jesus rocks.
172. I can't sleep during the daytime.
173. I am on the phone right now.
174. I couldn't live without my computer.
175. Ranch dressing is the best.
176. I've won the lottery.
177. I'm in love with an ex (eh, this is also debatable).
178. I don't wear underwear.
179. I like bananas.
180. I know all the words to We Didn't Start the Fire.
181. I like to go fishing.
182. I love someone who lives out of state.
183. I'm in love with more than one person (I have loved more than one person).
184. I own over 200 DVDs.
185. I don't have to study to make good grades.
186. I'm the "middle man" a lot of times.
187. I've owned a python.
188. I've caused a marriage to break up.
189. I prefer cats to dogs.
190. I sleep on the floor more than in a bed.
191. I use WinMX and I'm proud of it!
192. Someone loves me right now.
193. I keep my emotions bottled up.
194. I am an aunt/uncle.
195. I get along with my in-laws.
196. I think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are cute together (even though she's a homewreaker).
197. I'd rather sleep beside someone than alone.
198. I love teddy bears.
199. I sleep with a stuffed animal every night.
200. I think this was WAY too long.
Life, Love, & LipglossThe Beauty-ful Misadventures of *vanity kane*
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